Chris Kilian

Virus Alert

Chris — Mon, 25 Aug 2008 17:54:41 +0000

The Center for Disease Control has issued a medical alert about a highly contagious, potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted orally, by hand, and even electronically. This virus is called Weary Overload Recreational Killer (WORK). If you receive WORK from your boss, any of your colleagues, or anyone else via any means whatsoever - DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your private life completely.If you should come into contact with WORK you should immediately leave the premises. Take two good friends to the nearest grocery store and purchase one or both of the antidotes - Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract (WINE) and Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter (BEER). Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.

Review of Tattoo Gallery Sites? Why?

Chris — Mon, 25 Aug 2008 17:54:32 +0000

I just finished doing a review of several online tattoo gallery sites.

Why?

Because I am experimenting with a new kind of marketing.

I am going to send some traffic to the review page via pay-per-click sites, and, I hope, I will be able to help those seeking tattoos find a place to pick their design.

Plurking My Life Away?

Chris — Tue, 08 Jul 2008 20:47:58 +0000

It is not Twitter.com, which enjoys tons of traffic, sometimes crippling traffic that allows one to look at a whale rather than messages. It is not FriendFeed, which I intend to conquer, but is basically a service that gathers from other sites.

It is just Plurk.

Some have complained that the design is cluttered and hard to manage. Some have said that it sucks productive time out of their day. OK.

For me, Plurk.com, is kind of like MSN chat. Are you OLD enough to remember that? You would enter and leave “room” where one, or two, or many others would be engaged in active online chatting. Sometimes there was useful info. Many times there was not. But, IF you put yourself into the process, you could make friends.

I did. I even married one of them. Take that e-harmony.

Anyway, I think that some folks have started to come here from there, Plurk.com. So, I thought I should trash some of things I had here (easily deleted.) I thought I should make a promise to myself to pay attention to this domain for a change, and some content, even if it just my own ramblings.

Which is kind of what I find happening on Plurk, and I like it. Maybe you will too?

Did you hear about this bird?

Chris — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 04:00:05 +0000

A seagull in Scotland has developed the habit of stealing chips
from a neighborhood shop. The seagull waits until the shopkeeper isn’t looking, and then walks into the store and grabs a snack-size bag of cheese Doritos.

Once outside, the bag gets ripped open and shared by other
birds.

The seagull’s shoplifting started early this month when he first swooped into the store in Aberdeen, Scotland, and helped himself to a bag of chips. Since then, he’s become a regular. He always takes the same type of chips.

Customers have begun paying for the seagull’s stolen bags
of chips because they think it’s so funny.

Thanks a lot Blogger.com

Chris — Fri, 19 Oct 2007 18:19:45 +0000

This site started as a humble little blog on blogger.com. I worked really hard for a while posting funny, relevant interesting, useful content. I would have an occassional affiliate link too. After all, I do not mind getting an affiliate check any more than the next guy. But… those links… may have been the downfall for the blog. The following was posted on the blog on February 8, 2006 (after it was recreated.)

Blogger Deleted Me

For some reason, my blog, which had been created over a year or two, has suddenly been deleted.

NO contact from Blogspot.

No questions asked.

Wow. Thanks blogger.